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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:25
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
How can I remove decimals in math?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
No go.
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?